blonde moment!!!

so tonight was Mariah's goodbye/birthday/surprise party. it was pretty fun. we ate and played skipbo. but here is the best part of the night.

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ok then. so matt and jordan had been joking around all night about tampos stopping nosebleeds. if you don't know what in the world that means, go watch She's The Man. so a while later we were just hanging out and i heard nosebleeds. so i was like "yea you use condoms to stop them". yea it was horrible because i totally meant to say tampons!! then jordan and i died laughing at my stupidity and i prayed my little heart out that very few people heard me say that. it was bad yet hilarious at the same time. ok there you go